Dankness is a funny thing. IT comes in all shapes, sizes and shades. You never know what to do with it until it's already happening. It's a breeze, gentling washing over your homestead like a mountain wind -- but danker, so much danker. Dankess has existed since time immemorial, submerging those who like the dank in its pungent embrace.

And then came the internet, opening the ancient flood gates of dankness and visiting upon the world a great geyser of dank, springing forth from the well of dankness at the center of the world. With each passing year, dankness grows and dankness washes further over the sands of humanity.

So go ahead, wear your dankness with pride. It's a badge of dankness to be shone upon your chest -- a testament to your connection with the dank. Let the dankness flow through you, flooding your veins and washing over every cell in your body until you yourself are the dankness.